10 TV atrocities Ryan Seacrest is responsible for besides ABC’s ‘Mixology’
It’s as though ABC has a vendetta against “Nashville.”
Rather than creating a highly watchable bridge between the Southern soap and its biggest hit, “Modern Family,” the network dumped the horrible “Super Fun Night” between them. Now, it’s filling that slot with “Mixology” (9:30 p.m. Wednesday, KTNV-TV, Channel 13), which is somehow even worse.
The comedy follows 10 singles looking to hook up in the same bar over the course of one night.
“I kinda wanna eat off her butt,” one character says of another, in between talking about wanting to “bang out” or “smash out” other women.
Another guy ends up crying, and a third vomits in a purse.
Yay, men!
But, then, considering it’s being executive-produced by Ryan Seacrest, would you really expect quality?
In case you’re somehow not familiar with Seacrest’s work — and if that’s the case, would you tell the rest of us how you’ve avoided the terribleness of it all? — here are 10 other televised atrocities the “American Idol” host has inflicted upon viewers:
1) “Keeping Up with the Kardashians”
2) “Kourtney & Kim Take Miami”
3) “Kourtney & Kim Take New York”
4) “Khloe & Lamar”
5) “Denise Richards: It’s Complicated”
6) “Shahs of Sunset”
7) “Married to Jonas”
8) “The Wanted Life”
9) “The Million Second Quiz”
10) something called “Melissa & Tye”
