David Ortiz gets $100K offer after saying his ‘dream job’ is a porn star

Sep 15, 2015; Baltimore, MD, USA; Boston Red Sox designated hitter David Ortiz (34) warms up in on the on-deck circle during the first inning against the Baltimore Orioles at Oriole Park at Camden Yards. (Tommy Gilligan/USA Today Sports)

Sep 18, 2015; Toronto, Ontario, CAN; Boston Red Sox designated hitter David Ortiz (34) reacts after fouling a ball off his foot against Toronto Blue Jays in the second inning at Rogers Centre. (Dan Hamilton/USA Today Sports)

Sep 21, 2015; Boston, MA, USA; Boston Red Sox designated hitter David Ortiz (34) knocks in a run against the Tampa Bay Rays during the seventh inning at Fenway Park. (Mark L. Baer/USA Today Sports)

Sep 12, 2015; St. Petersburg, FL, USA; Boston Red Sox designated hitter David Ortiz (34) congratulates his teammates following a baseball game against the Tampa Bay Rays where he reached the 500 home run mark at Tropicana Field. (Reinhold Matay/USA Today Sports)

Sep 24, 2015; Boston, MA, USA; Boston Red Sox designated hitter David Ortiz (R) celebrates his home run against the Tampa Bay Rays with center fielder Mookie Betts (50) during the first inning at Fenway Park. (Mark L. Baer/USA Today Sports)

Sep 24, 2015; Boston, MA, USA; Boston Red Sox designated hitter David Ortiz (34) hits a home run against the Tampa Bay Rays during the first inning at Fenway Park. (Mark L. Baer/USA Today Sports)

Boston Red Sox star David Ortiz already has the perfect nickname for his dream job. Asked to complete a seemingly innocuous “What the (Blank)?” questionnaire for Derek Jeter’s The Player’s Tribune website, Big Papi wrote that his dream job (if he wasn’t an athlete) would be a porn star.

Shortly after the Dominican revealed his secret X-rated ambition, Vivid Entertainment CEO Steve Hirsch told TMZ it’s offering $100,000 to Ortiz to star in an adult film titled “Big Papi’s Slugger.” Hirsch said the script involves Ortiz and four or five women because “his personality is too big for just one.”

The fun-loving Ortiz likes to joke around, but based on some of his other answers on the questionnaire, he might be serious about his dream job. He wrote that his “guilty pleasure song of the moment” is “I like big butt” — a lyric from Sir Mix-a-Lot’s “Baby Got Back” — and “the best song lyric of all-time” is “I love it when you call me Big Papa.”

Alrighty then. We can only hope he never retires from baseball.