Christopher Lawrence

It’s not Kelly Clarkson or Carrie Underwood. Not Jennifer Hudson or Chris Daughtry. It’s not even Sanjaya, William Hung or that “Pants on the Ground” guy.

She’s always there for you. She never has a headache, and she never needs a girls’ night out. She’s television. And, in honor of Valentine’s Day, here are 33 reasons to love her right now:

Goodbye, guys selling “Too Close for Comfort” reruns to emerging markets that have yet to discover the joys of Jim J. Bullock.

Our fair city hasn’t had an easy time of it lately.

Celebrity litigator Patty Hewes and high-end escort Hannah Baxter don’t have much in common.

I’ve got a bad feeling about this one, Jack.