Jordan ‘back’ on Twitter

Michael Jordan tees off at the 9th hole during the Michael Jordan Celebrity Invitational at Shadow Creek Golf Course in North Las Vegas on Saturday, April 5, 2014. (Chase Stevens/Las Vegas Review-Journal)

Michael Jordan talks with Mirka Federer before a match between Roger Federer, of Switzerland, and Marinko Matosevic, of Australia, in the first round of the U.S. Open tennis tournament Tuesday, Aug. 26, 2014, in New York. (AP Photo/Darron Cummings)

The exchange was by far the highlight on Jordan’s first day on Twitter, which he said may also be his last.

That would probably be just fine with anyone who was following the account with any sort of expectation.

Jordan not only dropped an “LOL,” but posted a selfie. The only way he could have been more cheesy or cliche is if he referred to his wife as “BAE” or made a joke about himself coming out of retirement.

What’s that? He did the second one?

Sure did.

Jordan started the heavily promoted Twitter takeover with a post that began, “I’m back.”

You know what, Mike, please stop.

It was certainly a fun idea and great promotion for your team that was fun for the Internet for one day, but you’ve done enough.

At this point, we’d rather follow one of the Monstars on Twitter.