What would a Paris Hilton hotel in Vegas be like?

When, where, how much and who wants cocktails?

We have no details. We’re trying to track down the 35-year-old DJ/socialite/party-harder/brand.

All we can go by now is a Forbes article on her relationship with Century Properties in the Philippines, glowingly telling us she’s planning to open hotels in Vegas, New York and Dubai.

The Hilton hotel family heiress already has her name on one Paris Beach Club in the Philippines, and a second under construction. Her clubs are associated with urban resort residences.

“Featuring powder white sand and lush landscaping surrounding large bodies of water, it (one of the urban residences under construction) will include the largest man-made beach in the Philippines,” Forbes reports.

We have no idea if the Vegas hotel will be similar, but feel free to enter the guessing game, “What would a Paris Hilton Hotel be like in Vegas?” It shant be boring.

WHO’S KEVIN DILLON?

He is actor Matt Dillon’s brother, he played Drama on “Entourage,” and he was not lovey-dovey at Friday’s post-“Love” anniversary pool party at The Mirage.

Dillon cut in front of a handful of people standing in the VIP line, as if he were king of VIPs.

“This is a line,” a guy with Dillon whispered to the actor.

“I don’t do lines,” Dillon said, dialogue suitable for his character on the HBO show about Hollywood hangers-on.

Some VIPs Dillon angered were about to get into it with him but realized a nearby bar had no line, so they took the high road to quicker drinks and fled the Hollywood who-lister.

LEBRON GETS UNLV MARCHING BAND

LeBron James and teammates celebrated the Cleveland Cavaliers championship Monday night at The Cosmopolitan’s Beauty & Essex (private dining room, friends; Pauly Shore was at a different table).

Then they went to Marquee nightclub. The UNLV marching band played “We Are the Champions,” the same song Donald Trump used to make his Monday night entrance at the Republican National Convention, causing the band Queen on Twitter to tsk-tsk Trump for not getting permission.

Marquee even shot off fireworks outside, as James partied with teammates and rivals from other teams.

SOME EUROPEAN GUYS

A famous-overseas guy named Emre Can is a German soccer star, and social media/international press circulated Wet Republic dayclub pool photos of him wearing a cap of rival English soccer player Daniel Sturridge, begging the question: Can we possibly memorize every famous person in the Internet? No.

Can hung with soccer stars Mesut Ozil and Julian Draxler at the pool this weekend, in addition to “bikini-clad girls,” according to the London Mirror.

TAYLOR SWIFT = MARKETING

DJing at Wet Republic for those soccer players was Vegas regular Calvin Harris, who is still broken up with Taylor “Bologna” Swift.

Harris directed tweets at his ex-girlfriend, saying she needs “someone new to try and bury” the way she buried Katy Perry.

The Swift-Perry back story: They were reportedly friends until Perry took back a few of her regular dancers from Swift’s tour (with one dancer calling Swift “untouchable” and Perry fun), leading Swift to claim Perry sabotaged her tour, and Perry comparing Swift to “Mean Girls’” Regina George.

Swift is in a new relationship with presumed future ex Tom Hiddleston, and they are on the cover of a celebrity magazine dubiously claiming they’re possibly thinking of marriage.

Sometimes it seems like Taylor Swift is not so much a person as a marketing class.

SIGHTINGS

Larry Bird, Boston Celtics star from the 1980s, and Golden State Warriors’ Klay Thompson played Topgolf ultra range on Monday.

Abby Lee Miller from “Dance Moms” saw “X Burlesque” in the Flamingo hotel on Saturday.

Actresses Camryn Manheim and Maria Bello saw “Absinthe” Sunday.

Doug Elfman can be reached at delfman@reviewjournal.com. He blogs at reviewjournal.com/elfman. On Twitter: @VegasAnonymous.